• Adultitis First Aid Kit
  • Adultitis First Aid Kit
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Adultitis First Aid Kit

$ 49.00
$ 49.00
$ 49.00

    After years of research, a crack team of scientists, doctors, and circus clowns has developed and approved this unique solution for treating Adultitis quickly and painlessly. Endlessly customizable, this Adultitis First Aid Kit can be trusted to treat individuals, families, and teams of varying sizes.

    You can pick the elements that best fit your individual circumstance, with the peace of mind that you can't choose wrong. Extensive tests have proven that every possible configuration is guaranteed to have an immediate and long-lasting effect on Adultitis levels of all degrees, from low-level Stage 1 to rare but devastating full-blown cases. The only side effect is fun!

    What's Inside?

    That's up to you! You start with at least one book and one Mini*Print of your choice to go with these additional goodies stuffed in EVERY Kit:

    • An info card with links to the official Adultitis Intake, an Adultitis-free playlist, and oodles of fun ideas for fighting Adultitis!
    • Marty the penguin!
    • "Happy Moments" gratitude journal!
    • Escape Adulthood & Adultitis Fighter vinyl stickers
    • Eat Dessert First permission card
    • and an assortment of nostalgic candy!

    You can also select from several additional optional vitamins, and then we lovingly pack it in the world-famous red box, emblazoned with the original Adultitis First Aid Kit logo.

    What are you waiting for? You need this kit stat!

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