The Wingman Mini Print - Timed Release ⏳

Life is amazing. It is also hard.

The war against Adultitis is a grueling one that will last your lifetime. But that shouldn't keep you from trying to soak it with water balloons.

Your happiness depends on it.

Now, you'll need two things in the fight against Adultitis: water balloons and a wingman.

A Water Balloon is anything joyful that induces playfulness, laughter, merriment, or wonder. The most powerful ones appear frivolous, done for no particular reason other than fun.

My late father-in-law Gary had a long fight with chronic pain. His faith sustained him, along with a diverse array of water balloons to help him fight, such as Chuck Norris jokes, air shows, Ernest movies, and April Fools pranks.

My water balloons include: Dad jokes. My Funko Pop collection. Pajama runs. Dance parties. Photobombing my family's photos. Watching Parks and Rec re-runs.

A Wingman is someone who encourages you to throw water balloons at Adultitis, and when you do, is at the ready with another one. It's someone you can be goofy with and have fun with, who doesn't roll their eyes at your silliness or denigrate the things that light you up.

My wingman is my wife. And my kids. And the members of the Wonder & Whimsy Society.

Sometimes a wingman is hard to come by. One of my favorite things about our tribe of Adultitis Fighters is that it provides a place for people on an island, without a wingman in their immediate vicinity. The Escape Adulthood League is an army of wingmen (and women) with water balloons at the ready.

Not only do we each need a wingman, we are called to be a wingman for others. That's what this movement we're building together is about. Every single one of us can encourage others to embrace their inner child. To embrace their guilty pleasures and to celebrate the things that make them weird.

So collect as many water balloons as you can. Summon your wingman.

This is war.

And Adultitis is about to get wet.

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