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Professional Car Dancer T-shirt

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$ 25.00
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    Color – Black Licorice
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    It’s an incontrovertible fact: It is impossible to hear Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” while driving and not transform into a head-banging, lyric-belting, steering wheel-pounding god or goddess of rock ’n’ roll.

    In the cozy cocoon of your humble car, you are the Alpha and Omega of Awesome.

    Your inner child is running naked in the rain and you don’t care who knows it.

    That is until Adultitis reminds you that you are at a stop light and there are windows in your car. It tries to convinces you that you’ll look dumb or embarrass yourself if you let loose a little bit.

    But you are a true professional. You know that if you happen to catch someone summoning their inner Steve Perry, you smile. You realize that our childlike outbursts might actually uplift someone and brighten their day. Instead of our traffic companions thinking we’re a little loony, you consider the possibility that you may actually giving them some relief. Happiness. Hope, even.

    By giving yourself permission to car dance with reckless abandon, you’ve suddenly become an agent of social change at the wheel. You’re Bono in a blue minivan, showing people it’s okay to lighten up, stop taking life so seriously and enjoy the moment. Maybe that person who pulled up next to you didn’t know how they were going to pay their bills, but they saw you dancing, truly free, and in that moment, they felt relief. Or even happiness. Or perhaps the feeling that everything was going to be Okay. THAT is powerful stuff!

    And THAT is what makes you a professional.

    This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you'll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

    Available in Black Licorice, Charcoal, Red, Green Grass, and Blue Jay.

    • Slim fit
    • Double stitched
    • Made in the USA, sweatshop free
    Professional Car Dancer T-shirt
    Professional Car Dancer T-shirt
    Professional Car Dancer T-shirt
    Professional Car Dancer T-shirt
    Professional Car Dancer T-shirt
    Professional Car Dancer T-shirt
    Professional Car Dancer T-shirt
    Professional Car Dancer T-shirt
    Professional Car Dancer T-shirt
    Professional Car Dancer T-shirt
    • 100% Adultitis Free

      Everything we sell is certified 100% Adultitis-free.

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      If you don't love it, we'll replace it or refund your money. Easy peasy.

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