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They demanded an explanation for why these two, with no college education, no formal technical training, no experience working with anyone other than themselves, no friends in high places, no financial backers, no government subsidies, and little money of their own, would ever think they could achieve such an absurdity?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\" data-en-clipboard=\"true\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\" data-en-clipboard=\"true\"\u003eTo be fair, for more than fifty years, many others before them served as a source of comic relief, mocked and ridiculed in the press for their delusions of grandeur and \"childish\" flying machines.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\" data-en-clipboard=\"true\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\" data-en-clipboard=\"true\"\u003eSomehow, and to our benefit, this did not deter Wilbur and Orville Wright.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\" data-en-clipboard=\"true\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\" data-en-clipboard=\"true\"\u003eHistory is filled with people criticized for being crazy.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\" data-en-clipboard=\"true\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\" data-en-clipboard=\"true\"\u003eBut, as it's been said, monuments are not built for critics and statues are not dedicated to fault-finders.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\" data-en-clipboard=\"true\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\" data-en-clipboard=\"true\"\u003eVery often, our dreams appear absurd, especially to others. 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I make a living doing what I love from my studio on the shores of Lake Michigan. Trust me, in the early days of our business, when Kim and I were living on a diet largely dependent on Hamburger Helper and couldn't afford to run our air conditioning during the hot summer, every bit of my current life seemed far-fetched, to say the least.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003eOf course, you can't count on every dream coming true.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003eBut you \u003ci\u003ecan\u003c\/i\u003e count on somebody calling you crazy for dreaming it.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003eThat's ok.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003eKeep dreaming anyway.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003eThe best dreams start out a little crazy.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ik95hr5bFSw?si=ALYfm953GDsV-gph\" title=\"YouTube video player\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eproduct details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis colorful artwork by Jason Kotecki comes in a variety of sizes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e20\"x20\" Gallery Canvas.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe fade-resistant canvas print is sure to make a statement in any space. 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You have a few options. You can allow them to stop you. This is generally not advised, especially if they are little more than bullies. Or you can use their doubts as fuel. This is what I recommend, but with caution.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou see, that fuel burns hot. If you rely too much on it, you can end up consumed with anger and rage. If it becomes all about proving someone else wrong, rather than pursuing something worthwhile that brings you joy, you will be the loser in the end.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s natural to want to right perceived wrongs. But as many have said, “Withholding forgiveness is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.” Our culture today seems more combative than ever. Trash-talking is an art form. We are urged to use the haters to fuel our rise, and then, when our success is undeniable, use it to torch them and reign fiery retorts and comebacks down upon them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut there’s a better way. Taking the high road and responding with kindness possesses an underrated level of effectiveness. The Bible tells us that when you treat your enemies with kindness, “you heap burning coals upon their head.” Don’t let the naysayers stop you. 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Once in a while, they’d close it to host family parties. I remember the dimly lit atmosphere and the ghosts of spent cigarettes that hung in the air, but my favorite feature was the row of arcade games lined up against the wall. They were blinking, bright doorways to amazing worlds and grand adventures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI don’t remember ever being given any money from my parents to play them. But no matter. Each game had a preview segment, showing a minute or so of the gameplay to entice you to feed it some coins. I just delighted in going from machine to machine, maneuvering the joystick and mashing buttons while pretending I was the one controlling the game.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEventually, the novelty wore off, as the preview always ended the same way. I could pretend for hours, living in a fantasy world, which was fun for a while. 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